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| // ''(and other texts with varying numbers of slashes)'' | | // ''(and other texts with varying numbers of slashes)'' | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Always point phaser away from body | | Always point phaser away from body | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Always wear hard hat while brain is exposed | | Always wear hard hat while brain is exposed | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Arriving on time is second to safety! | | Arriving on time is second to safety! | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Been turned into a [[Metalface MK-1|metalface]] against your will? You can sue! | | Been turned into a [[Metalface MK-1|metalface]] against your will? You can sue! | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Buy Octocream! 45% better* | | Buy Octocream! 45% better* | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Cobalt - It's there to protect you! | | Cobalt - It's there to protect you! | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Cobalt - Never leave home without it! | | Cobalt - Never leave home without it! | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Cobalt is not microwave oven safe | | Cobalt is not microwave oven safe | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Don't LIE! | | Don't LIE! | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Don't look straight into beams | | Don't look straight into beams | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Experts agree: Purple is the new black | | Experts agree: Purple is the new black | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Got legal troubles? You need Spencer & Pratt! | | Got legal troubles? You need Spencer & Pratt! | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| 'Gravel is awesome because arrows!' - thewreck | | 'Gravel is awesome because arrows!' - thewreck | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| 'I eat my cheetos with chop sticks so I don't get the yellow crap on my fingers' - Genius | | 'I eat my cheetos with chop sticks so I don't get the yellow crap on my fingers' - Genius | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| 'I used to release alphas on a Friday - then I took an arrow to the knee' - <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.oxeyegames.com/ Oxeye]</span> | | 'I used to release alphas on a Friday - then I took an arrow to the knee' - <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.oxeyegames.com/ Oxeye]</span> | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| 'If not enough thingybob, add more Fairlight' - <span class="plainlinks">[http://anosou.com/ Anosou]</span> | | 'If not enough thingybob, add more Fairlight' - <span class="plainlinks">[http://anosou.com/ Anosou]</span> | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Never attempt to unscrew brain cover unassisted | | Never attempt to unscrew brain cover unassisted | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Never shoot homing missiles straight down | | Never shoot homing missiles straight down | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Never trust weather reports | | Never trust weather reports | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| New emotions are common. Stay calm and carry on. | | New emotions are common. Stay calm and carry on. | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Roll - recieve<!-- typo in Cobalt, copied faithfully --> bacon | | Roll - recieve<!-- typo in Cobalt, copied faithfully --> bacon | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Service your metalface regularly! | | Service your metalface regularly! | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| The Cobalt Computer - The greatest leap in cyborg research | | The Cobalt Computer - The greatest leap in cyborg research | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Tomorrow's weather report: [Electron Bursts/Meteor Showers/Overcast/Raining/Snowing/Space Debris/Sun Storms/Sunny/Thunderstorms] | | Tomorrow's weather report: [Electron Bursts/Meteor Showers/Overcast/Raining/Snowing/Space Debris/Sun Storms/Sunny/Thunderstorms] | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Try not to remember your past life | | Try not to remember your past life | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| While night time is not or less then<!-- typo in Cobalt, copied faithfully --> day time | | While night time is not or less then<!-- typo in Cobalt, copied faithfully --> day time | ||
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| v100 | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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Revision as of 19:44, 18 March 2012
The Splash texts are the randomly selected texts the marquee across the main screen.
Incomplete list of Splashes
| Splash text | Explanation | Version added |
|---|---|---|
| // (and other texts with varying numbers of slashes) | v100 Alpha | |
| Always point phaser away from body | v100 Alpha | |
| Always wear hard hat while brain is exposed | v100 Alpha | |
| Arriving on time is second to safety! | v100 Alpha | |
| Been turned into a metalface against your will? You can sue! | v100 Alpha | |
| Buy Octocream! 45% better* | v100 Alpha | |
| Cobalt - It's there to protect you! | v100 Alpha | |
| Cobalt - Never leave home without it! | v100 Alpha | |
| Cobalt is not microwave oven safe | v100 Alpha | |
| Don't LIE! | v100 Alpha | |
| Don't look straight into beams | v100 Alpha | |
| Experts agree: Purple is the new black | v100 Alpha | |
| Got legal troubles? You need Spencer & Pratt! | v100 Alpha | |
| 'Gravel is awesome because arrows!' - thewreck | v100 Alpha | |
| 'I eat my cheetos with chop sticks so I don't get the yellow crap on my fingers' - Genius | v100 Alpha | |
| 'I used to release alphas on a Friday - then I took an arrow to the knee' - Oxeye | v100 Alpha | |
| 'If not enough thingybob, add more Fairlight' - Anosou | v100 Alpha | |
| Never attempt to unscrew brain cover unassisted | v100 Alpha | |
| Never shoot homing missiles straight down | v100 Alpha | |
| Never trust weather reports | v100 Alpha | |
| New emotions are common. Stay calm and carry on. | v100 Alpha | |
| Roll - recieve bacon | v100 Alpha | |
| Service your metalface regularly! | v100 Alpha | |
| The Cobalt Computer - The greatest leap in cyborg research | v100 Alpha | |
| Tomorrow's weather report: [Electron Bursts/Meteor Showers/Overcast/Raining/Snowing/Space Debris/Sun Storms/Sunny/Thunderstorms] | v100 Alpha | |
| Try not to remember your past life | v100 Alpha | |
| While night time is not or less then day time | v100 Alpha |