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| [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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|Always trust a mushroom that can talk! - a mushroom that can talk | |||
|Mycelians in-game | |||
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| Always wear hard hat while brain is exposed | | Always wear hard hat while brain is exposed | ||
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| [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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|Did you get sued for turning someone into a metalface? You are screwed! | |||
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| Don't LIE! | | Don't LIE! | ||
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| [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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|Don't look straight at the Mojangster, it will melt your brain <!-- Appears to be no longer visible; found in eng.translations --> | |||
|"Mojangstas" are Mojang employees | |||
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|Don't trust a mushroom that can talk | |||
|Mycelians in-game | |||
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|Epic circuits are no joke | |||
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| Experts agree: Purple is the new black | | Experts agree: Purple is the new black | ||
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| [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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|Got cobalt based blood? Make sure to notify your doctor when taking blood samples | |||
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| Got legal troubles? You need Spencer & Pratt! | | Got legal troubles? You need Spencer & Pratt! | ||
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| 'I used to release alphas on a Friday - then I took an arrow to the knee' - <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.oxeyegames.com/ Oxeye]</span> | | 'I used to release alphas on a Friday - then I took an arrow to the knee' - <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.oxeyegames.com/ Oxeye]</span> | ||
| | |"Arrow to the knee" meme from Skyrim | ||
| [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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|If auto updater doesn't work, download a file with a secret message? | |||
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| 'If not enough thingybob, add more Fairlight' - <span class="plainlinks">[http://anosou.com/ Anosou]</span> | | 'If not enough thingybob, add more Fairlight' - <span class="plainlinks">[http://anosou.com/ Anosou]</span> | ||
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| [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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|Infinite possibilities, no risk of physical injury. Connect to the NeoGrid today! | |||
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| Never attempt to unscrew brain cover unassisted | | Never attempt to unscrew brain cover unassisted | ||
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| [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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|ShopCo does not take any responsibility for broken weapons after purchase! <!-- Appears to be no longer visible; found in eng.translations --> | |||
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|Take no chances. Only GalactiCo provides 100% prion free brain nutrients - guaranteed. | |||
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| The Cobalt Computer - The greatest leap in cyborg research | | The Cobalt Computer - The greatest leap in cyborg research | ||
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| [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Tomorrow's weather report: [Electron Bursts/Meteor Showers/Overcast/Raining/Snowing/Space Debris/Sun Storms/Sunny/Thunderstorms] | |The all new iCircuit 5S allows for unparralelled faster syncing with your ships mainframe. | ||
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|The top of your head deflects bullets better than anything! <!-- Appears to be no longer visible; found in eng.translations --> | |||
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| Tomorrow's weather report: [Electron Bursts/Meteor Showers/Nail your windows/Overcast/Ozone Hole/Panic/Raining/Snowing/Space Debris/Stay indoors/Sun Storms/Sunny/Thunderstorms] | |||
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| [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | |[[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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| Try not to remember your past life | | Try not to remember your past life | ||
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| [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | | [[Patch Notes: v100 Alpha|v100 Alpha]] | ||
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|Want to become more photogenic? Talk to us at MetalFabulous, we know metalfaces like no one else. <!-- Appears to be slightly different in the current version of the game; this version was found in eng.translations --> | |||
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| While night time is not or less then<!-- typo in Cobalt, copied faithfully --> day time | | While night time is not or less then<!-- typo in Cobalt, copied faithfully --> day time | ||
Revision as of 04:54, 8 December 2019
The Splash texts are the randomly selected texts the marquee across the main screen.
Incomplete list of Splashes
| Splash text | Explanation | Version added |
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| // (and other texts with varying numbers of slashes) | v100 Alpha | |
| Always point phaser away from body | v100 Alpha | |
| Always trust a mushroom that can talk! - a mushroom that can talk | Mycelians in-game | |
| Always wear hard hat while brain is exposed | v100 Alpha | |
| Arriving on time is second to safety! | v100 Alpha | |
| Been turned into a metalface against your will? You can sue! | v100 Alpha | |
| Buy Octocream! 45% better* | v100 Alpha | |
| Cobalt - It's there to protect you! | v100 Alpha | |
| Cobalt - Never leave home without it! | v100 Alpha | |
| Cobalt is not microwave oven safe | v100 Alpha | |
| Did you get sued for turning someone into a metalface? You are screwed! | ||
| Don't LIE! | v100 Alpha | |
| Don't look straight into beams | v100 Alpha | |
| Don't look straight at the Mojangster, it will melt your brain | "Mojangstas" are Mojang employees | |
| Don't trust a mushroom that can talk | Mycelians in-game | |
| Epic circuits are no joke | ||
| Experts agree: Purple is the new black | v100 Alpha | |
| Got cobalt based blood? Make sure to notify your doctor when taking blood samples | ||
| Got legal troubles? You need Spencer & Pratt! | v100 Alpha | |
| 'Gravel is awesome because arrows!' - thewreck | Reference to Minecraft | v100 Alpha |
| 'I eat my cheetos with chop sticks so I don't get the yellow crap on my fingers' - Genius | v100 Alpha | |
| 'I used to release alphas on a Friday - then I took an arrow to the knee' - Oxeye | "Arrow to the knee" meme from Skyrim | v100 Alpha |
| If auto updater doesn't work, download a file with a secret message? | ||
| 'If not enough thingybob, add more Fairlight' - Anosou | v100 Alpha | |
| Infinite possibilities, no risk of physical injury. Connect to the NeoGrid today! | ||
| Never attempt to unscrew brain cover unassisted | v100 Alpha | |
| Never shoot homing missiles straight down | v100 Alpha | |
| Never trust weather reports | v100 Alpha | |
| New emotions are common. Stay calm and carry on. | v100 Alpha | |
| Roll - recieve bacon | v100 Alpha | |
| Service your metalface regularly! | v100 Alpha | |
| ShopCo does not take any responsibility for broken weapons after purchase! | ||
| Take no chances. Only GalactiCo provides 100% prion free brain nutrients - guaranteed. | ||
| The Cobalt Computer - The greatest leap in cyborg research | v100 Alpha | |
| The all new iCircuit 5S allows for unparralelled faster syncing with your ships mainframe. | ||
| The top of your head deflects bullets better than anything! | ||
| Tomorrow's weather report: [Electron Bursts/Meteor Showers/Nail your windows/Overcast/Ozone Hole/Panic/Raining/Snowing/Space Debris/Stay indoors/Sun Storms/Sunny/Thunderstorms] | v100 Alpha | |
| Try not to remember your past life | v100 Alpha | |
| Want to become more photogenic? Talk to us at MetalFabulous, we know metalfaces like no one else. | ||
| While night time is not or less then day time | v100 Alpha |