Metalface MK-1: Difference between revisions

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 * Random spark effect when damaged added in [[Patch Notes: v101 Alpha|v101 Alpha]]
 [[Category:Cobalt]]
+It's hard to be a metal face. Agent Cobalt has learned as much after finding the Space Exploration Foundation's lost colonization ship The Seed at planet X9CSEC5.5B-blue, Trunkopia. It was once built by a one million strong development team back on Earth, but disappeared merely 30 minutes after its subspace jump. Whatever happened on board during its misadventure, sanity was not invited.
+Metalface MK-1 is the main character of cobalt. You can customize him/her through the profile creation options.
+Brains Eligible:
+•	Aged 15-95 years
+•	Both male and female!
+•	Mentally healthy*
+•	» Bodily shortcomings not a problem!
+Package Includes:
+•	Memory wipe of past life! (Optional)
+•	A guaranteed adventure!
+•	A second chance!
+The following voids warranty:
+•	Rolling
+•	Use of jet shoes indoors
+•	Changing radio channel
+•	Utilizing jet bikes
+•	Compressing leg joints
+•	Unsanctioned tapping of the feet
+•	Walking against conveyour belts
+•	Using the Sloth-Grip™ hands for Climbing
+•	Throwing boomerangs
+•	Opening the eye-utility hatches
+*No exceptions!