Metalface MK-1: Difference between revisions
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Brains Eligible: | Brains Eligible: | ||
* Aged 15-95 years | |||
* Both male and female! | |||
* Mentally healthy* | |||
* » Bodily shortcomings not a problem! | |||
Package Includes: | Package Includes: | ||
* Memory wipe of past life! (Optional) | |||
* A guaranteed adventure! | |||
* A second chance! | |||
The following voids warranty: | The following voids warranty: | ||
* Rolling | |||
* Use of jet shoes indoors | |||
* Changing radio channel | |||
* Utilizing jet bikes | |||
* Compressing leg joints | |||
* Unsanctioned tapping of the feet | |||
* Walking against conveyour belts | |||
* Using the Sloth-Grip™ hands for Climbing | |||
* Throwing boomerangs | |||
* Opening the eye-utility hatches | |||
-No exceptions! | |||
Revision as of 16:37, 15 January 2012
It's hard to be a metal face. Agent Cobalt has learned as much after finding the Space Exploration Foundation's lost colonization ship The Seed at planet X9CSEC5.5B-blue, Trunkopia. It was once built by a one million strong development team back on Earth, but disappeared merely 30 minutes after its subspace jump. Whatever happened on board during its misadventure, sanity was not invited.
Metalface MK-1 is the main character of cobalt. You can customize him/her through the profile creation options.
Notes
Brains Eligible:
- Aged 15-95 years
- Both male and female!
- Mentally healthy*
- » Bodily shortcomings not a problem!
Package Includes:
- Memory wipe of past life! (Optional)
- A guaranteed adventure!
- A second chance!
The following voids warranty:
- Rolling
- Use of jet shoes indoors
- Changing radio channel
- Utilizing jet bikes
- Compressing leg joints
- Unsanctioned tapping of the feet
- Walking against conveyour belts
- Using the Sloth-Grip™ hands for Climbing
- Throwing boomerangs
- Opening the eye-utility hatches
-No exceptions!