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| ==Trivia== | | ==Trivia== |
| *There are 34 random sentences in Cobalt (not counting the //, ////////////, and so on): | | *Cobalt has splashes showing on the bottom of the menu. A list of them can be found [[Splash|here]]. |
| **Tomorrow's weather report: Sun Storms
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| **Tomorrow's weather report: Space Debris
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| **Tomorrow's weather report: Overcast
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| **Tomorrow's weather report: Meteor Showers
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| **Tomorrow's weather report: Sunny
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| **Tomorrow's weather report: Snowing
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| **Tomorrow's weather report: Raining
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| **Tomorrow's weather report: Thunderstorms
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| **Tomorrow's weather report: Electron Bursts
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| **Never trust weather reports
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| **While night time is not or less then day time
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| **Experts Agree: Purple is the new black
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| **If auto updater doesn't work, download a file with a secret message?
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| **Been turned into a metalface against your will? You can sue!
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| **Service your metalface regularly!
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| **Did you get sued for turning someone into a metalface? You are screwed!
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| **Don't look straight into beams
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| **Always point phaster away from body
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| **New emotioons are common. Stay calm and carry on
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| **Never attempt to unscrew brain cover unassisted
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| **Always wear hard hat while brain exposed
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| **Buy Octocream! 45% better*
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| **Got legal troubles? You need Spencer & Pratt!
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| **Try not to remember your past life
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| **Never shoot homing missiles straight down
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| **Don't LIE!
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| **Arriving on time is second to safety!
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| **'I used to release alphas on Friday, then I took an arrow to the knee.' - Oxeye
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| **'If not enough thingybob, add more Fairlight' - Anosou
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| **'I eat my cheetos with chop sticks so I don't get the yellow crap on my fingers' - Genius
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| **The Cobalt Computer - The greatest leap in cyborg research
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| **Cobalt is not microwave oven safe
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| **Cobalt - It's there to protect you!
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| **Cobalt - Never leave home without it!
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| [[File:NewMenu.png|400px|thumb|The NewMenu.map as seen in-game.]] | | [[File:NewMenu.png|400px|thumb|The NewMenu.map as seen in-game.]] |