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 Brains Eligible:
-•	Aged 15-95 years
+*	Aged 15-95 years
-•	Both male and female!
+*	Both male and female!
-•	Mentally healthy*
+*	Mentally healthy*
-•	» Bodily shortcomings not a problem!
+*	» Bodily shortcomings not a problem!
 Package Includes:
-•	Memory wipe of past life! (Optional)
+*	Memory wipe of past life! (Optional)
-•	A guaranteed adventure!
+*	A guaranteed adventure!
-•	A second chance!
+*	A second chance!
 The following voids warranty:
-•	Rolling
+*	Rolling
-•	Use of jet shoes indoors
+*	Use of jet shoes indoors
-•	Changing radio channel
+*	Changing radio channel
-•	Utilizing jet bikes
+*	Utilizing jet bikes
-•	Compressing leg joints
+*	Compressing leg joints
-•	Unsanctioned tapping of the feet
+*	Unsanctioned tapping of the feet
-•	Walking against conveyour belts
+*	Walking against conveyour belts
-•	Using the Sloth-Grip™ hands for Climbing
+*	Using the Sloth-Grip™ hands for Climbing
-•	Throwing boomerangs
+*	Throwing boomerangs
-•	Opening the eye-utility hatches
+*	Opening the eye-utility hatches
-*No exceptions!
+-No exceptions!