Metalface MK-1: Difference between revisions
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Brains Eligible: | Brains Eligible: | ||
* Aged 15-95 years | |||
* Both male and female! | |||
* Mentally healthy* | |||
* » Bodily shortcomings not a problem! | |||
Package Includes: | Package Includes: | ||
* Memory wipe of past life! (Optional) | |||
* A guaranteed adventure! | |||
* A second chance! | |||
The following voids warranty: | The following voids warranty: | ||
* Rolling | |||
* Use of jet shoes indoors | |||
* Changing radio channel | |||
* Utilizing jet bikes | |||
* Compressing leg joints | |||
* Unsanctioned tapping of the feet | |||
* Walking against conveyour belts | |||
* Using the Sloth-Grip™ hands for Climbing | |||
* Throwing boomerangs | |||
* Opening the eye-utility hatches | |||
-No exceptions! | |||