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| Always point phaser away from body

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| Always wear hard hat while brain is exposed

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| Arriving on time is second to safety!

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| Been turned into a [[Metalface MK-1|metalface]] against your will? You can sue!

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| Buy Octocream! 45% better*

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| Cobalt - It's there to protect you!

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| Cobalt - Never leave home without it!

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| Cobalt is not microwave oven safe

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| Don't LIE!

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| Don't look straight into beams

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| Experts agree: Purple is the new black

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| Got legal troubles? You need Spencer & Pratt!

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| 'Gravel is awesome because arrows!' - thewreck

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| 'I eat my cheetos with chop sticks so I don't get the yellow crap on my fingers' - Genius

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| 'I used to release alphas on a Friday - then I took an arrow to the knee' - <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.oxeyegames.com/ Oxeye]</span>

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| 'If not enough thingybob, add more Fairlight' - <span class="plainlinks">[http://anosou.com/ Anosou]</span>

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| Never attempt to unscrew brain cover unassisted

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| Never shoot homing missiles straight down

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| Never trust weather reports

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| New emotions are common. Stay calm and carry on.

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| Roll - recieve<!-- typo in Cobalt, copied faithfully --> bacon

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| Service your metalface regularly!

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| The Cobalt Computer - The greatest leap in cyborg research

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| Tomorrow's weather report: [Electron Bursts/Meteor Showers/Overcast/Raining/Snowing/Space Debris/Sun Storms/Sunny/Thunderstorms]

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| Try not to remember your past life

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| While night time is not or less then<!-- typo in Cobalt, copied faithfully --> day time

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