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+|Always trust a mushroom that can talk! - a mushroom that can talk
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+|Did you get sued for turning someone into a metalface? You are screwed!
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+|Don't look straight at the Mojangster, it will melt your brain <!-- Appears to be no longer visible; found in eng.translations -->
+|"Mojangstas" are Mojang employees
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+|Don't trust a mushroom that can talk
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+|Epic circuits are no joke
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+|Got cobalt based blood? Make sure to notify your doctor when taking blood samples
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+|"Arrow to the knee" meme from Skyrim
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+|If auto updater doesn't work, download a file with a secret message?
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+|Infinite possibilities, no risk of physical injury. Connect to the NeoGrid today!
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+|ShopCo does not take any responsibility for broken weapons after purchase! <!-- Appears to be no longer visible; found in eng.translations -->
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+|Take no chances. Only GalactiCo provides 100% prion free brain nutrients - guaranteed.
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-| Tomorrow's weather report: [Electron Bursts/Meteor Showers/Overcast/Raining/Snowing/Space Debris/Sun Storms/Sunny/Thunderstorms]
+|The all new iCircuit 5S allows for unparralelled faster syncing with your ships mainframe.
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+|The top of your head deflects bullets better than anything! <!-- Appears to be no longer visible; found in eng.translations -->
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+| Tomorrow's weather report: [Electron Bursts/Meteor Showers/Nail your windows/Overcast/Ozone Hole/Panic/Raining/Snowing/Space Debris/Stay indoors/Sun Storms/Sunny/Thunderstorms]
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+|Want to become more photogenic? Talk to us at MetalFabulous, we know metalfaces like no one else. <!-- Appears to be slightly different in the current version of the game; this version was found in eng.translations -->
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 | While night time is not or less then<!-- typo in Cobalt, copied faithfully --> day time