Splash
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The Splash texts are the randomly selected texts that marquee across the main screen.
Incomplete list of Splashes
| Splash text | Explanation | Version added |
|---|---|---|
| // (and other texts with varying numbers of slashes) | v100 Alpha | |
| Always point phaser away from body | v100 Alpha | |
| Always trust a mushroom that can talk! - a mushroom that can talk | Mycelians in-game | |
| Always wear hard hat while brain is exposed | v100 Alpha | |
| Arriving on time is second to safety! | v100 Alpha | |
| Been turned into a metalface against your will? You can sue! | v100 Alpha | |
| Buy Octocream! 45% better* | v100 Alpha | |
| Cobalt - It's there to protect you! | v100 Alpha | |
| Cobalt - Never leave home without it! | v100 Alpha | |
| Cobalt is not microwave oven safe | v100 Alpha | |
| Did you get sued for turning someone into a metalface? You are screwed! | ||
| Don't LIE! | v100 Alpha | |
| Don't look straight into beams | v100 Alpha | |
| Don't look straight at the Mojangster, it will melt your brain (Appears to be no longer visible; found in eng.translations) | "Mojangstas" are Mojang employees | |
| Don't trust a mushroom that can talk | Mycelians in-game | |
| Epic circuits are no joke | ||
| Experts agree: Purple is the new black | v100 Alpha | |
| Got cobalt based blood? Make sure to notify your doctor when taking blood samples | ||
| Got legal troubles? You need Spencer & Pratt! | v100 Alpha | |
| 'Gravel is awesome because arrows!' - thewreck | Reference to Minecraft | v100 Alpha |
| 'I eat my cheetos with chop sticks so I don't get the yellow crap on my fingers' - Genius | v100 Alpha | |
| 'I used to release alphas on a Friday - then I took an arrow to the knee' - Oxeye | "Arrow to the knee" meme from Skyrim | v100 Alpha |
| If auto updater doesn't work, download a file with a secret message? | ||
| 'If not enough thingybob, add more Fairlight' - Anosou | v100 Alpha | |
| Infinite possibilities, no risk of physical injury. Connect to the NeoGrid today! | ||
| Never attempt to unscrew brain cover unassisted | v100 Alpha | |
| Never shoot homing missiles straight down | v100 Alpha | |
| Never trust weather reports | v100 Alpha | |
| New emotions are common. Stay calm and carry on. | v100 Alpha | |
| Roll - recieve bacon | v100 Alpha | |
| Service your metalface regularly! | v100 Alpha | |
| ShopCo does not take any responsibility for broken weapons after purchase! (Appears to be no longer visible; found in eng.translations) | ||
| Take no chances. Only GalactiCo provides 100% prion free brain nutrients - guaranteed. | ||
| The Cobalt Computer - The greatest leap in cyborg research | v100 Alpha | |
| The all new iCircuit 5S allows for unparralelled faster syncing with your ships mainframe. | ||
| The top of your head deflects bullets better than anything! (Appears to be no longer visible; found in eng.translations) | ||
| Tomorrow's weather report: [Electron Bursts/Meteor Showers/Nail your windows/Overcast/Ozone Hole/Panic/Raining/Snowing/Space Debris/Stay indoors/Sun Storms/Sunny/Thunderstorms] | v100 Alpha | |
| Try not to remember your past life | v100 Alpha | |
| Want to become more photogenic? Talk to us at MetalFabulous, we know metalfaces like no one else. (Appears to be slightly different in the current version of the game; found in eng.translations) | ||
| While night time is not or less then day time | v100 Alpha |
The splashes from Cobalt WASD are as follows
WASD Splashes
| Splash Text | Explanation | Order in eng.translations |
|---|---|---|
| No loot crates! | 1 | |
| No pay to win! | 2 | |
| No day 1 DLC! | 3 | |
| No edition exclusives! | 4 | |
| Fair Game! | 5 | |
| Full Game! | 6 | |
| No Matter War For Sven! | 7 | |
| Blessings! | 8 | |
| Le ZQSD! | 9 | |
| Play Worskhop Maps! | 10 | |
| Exclamation Mark! | 11 | |
| Voice Acting Inside! | 12 | |
| WASP WASD? | 13 | |
| Made With 67% Ginger | Oxeye Game Studio is composed of 3 people, two of which have red hair ("Gingers"). 2/3 can be represented as about 66%. | 14 |
| 16% Croatian Invasion! | 15 | |
| 'Never Release In December' | The game was officially released on 1 December 2017 | 16 |
| Aim with Mouse! | Cobalt WASD is played in the standard "WASD + Mouse" format, where the player aims with a mouse. | 17 |
| No robots harmed! | In films where animals are depicted as harmed, there are disclaimers in the credits stating "No animals were harmed in the making of this film". The splash is a parody. | 18 |
| Made with 91% Love! | 19 | |
| Made in Sweden! | 20 | |
| Made in the Mojang office! | 21 | |
| Made by Oxeye! | 22 |