Splash
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The Splash texts are the randomly selected texts the marquee across the main screen.
Incomplete list of Splashes
| Splash text | Explanation | Version added |
|---|---|---|
| // (and other texts with varying numbers of slashes) | v100 ALPHA | |
| Always point phaser away from body | v100 ALPHA | |
| Always wear hard hat while brain is exposed | v100 ALPHA | |
| Arriving on time is second to safety! | v100 ALPHA | |
| Been turned into a metalface against your will? You can sue! | v100 ALPHA | |
| Buy Octocream! 45% better* | v100 ALPHA | |
| Cobalt - It's there to protect you! | v100 ALPHA | |
| Cobalt - Never leave home without it! | v100 ALPHA | |
| Cobalt is not microwave oven safe | v100 ALPHA | |
| Don't LIE! | v100 ALPHA | |
| Don't look straight into beams | v100 ALPHA | |
| Experts agree: Purple is the new black | v100 ALPHA | |
| Got legal troubles? You need Spencer & Pratt! | v100 ALPHA | |
| 'Gravel is awesome because arrows!' - thewreck | v100 ALPHA | |
| 'I eat my cheetos with chop sticks so I don't get the yellow crap on my fingers' - Genius | v100 ALPHA | |
| 'I used to release alphas on a Friday - then I took an arrow to the knee' - Oxeye | v100 ALPHA | |
| Never attempt to unscrew brain cover unassisted | v100 ALPHA | |
| Never shoot homing missiles straight down | v100 ALPHA | |
| Never trust weather reports | v100 ALPHA | |
| New emotions are common. Stay calm and carry on. | v100 ALPHA | |
| Roll - recieve bacon | v100 ALPHA | |
| Service your metalface regularly! | v100 ALPHA | |
| The Cobalt Computer - The greatest leap in cyborg research | v100 ALPHA | |
| Tomorrow's weather report: [Electron Bursts/Meteor Showers/Overcast/Raining/Snowing/Space Debris/Sun Storms/Sunny/Thunderstorms] | v100 ALPHA | |
| Try not to remember your past life | v100 ALPHA | |
| While night time is not or less then day time | v100 ALPHA |